Time to join a Monastery and become a monk

platano says on Mar 9, 2005, 19:37:

In Ubate there is a nice monastery If you want to become a monk, there is a nice monastery in Ubate, Cundinamarca for monks of Saint Francis. They wear nice brown clothes.

plátano

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N2Aquatix says on Mar 10, 2005, 04:11:

Smokin Hey Jeff,
The chicks are definitely hot, no wait, SMOKIN is the better term!!! You owe it to yourself to go there and check it out for yourself. ;-)

Jay

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 10, 2005, 04:43:

JAJA WC I am very flattered thank you (*BLUSHING*) I hope when you go to Colombia you enjoy it and try get to know the country, the people the food and have a good time and remember if you're looking for a girl you don’t want a "pretty girl" you want the right girl, if it is going to be a long term relationship remember this girl has to be right for you and your kids.But the way all my sisters are taken. :-( "There are pretty girls everywhere the problem is finding the right one"

Platano: I went to school with the same community of san francisco instead of monks we have the nuns and their uniforms and ours where brown too.
the school is calle colegio San Jose and is in Bogota and we were called "las franciscanas"

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elmodefoque says on Mar 10, 2005, 05:20:

Kat, mi amor, are you kidding? If I were Jeff I’ll be also looking for someone just like you, wait, not just like you, how about exactly you, better yet, why not you? Do you think your husband was looking for “the right girl’ hell no! He was looking for the finest looking mamasita in all of Colombia (you), and then turn her to “the right girl”
What keeps a marriage together is pure dirty, uncensored, sweaty daily sex. you have to find your partner physically attractive and desirable, sure there are coupleS that stay married with no sex life and live like brother and sister, but are they really, really happy, a BIG HELL NO!!!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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greenday says on Mar 10, 2005, 06:06:

Elmo is right on again!! kat1, I love you, but please cut the bullshit...go to Colombia and not get a "pretty girl"?? Please...
Widower, go to Colombia, find the prettiest woman you can, that is also sweet and kind, and as Elmo says, make sure she is good in the sack...
your problem will be there are SO MANY there to choose from, that you'll be so confused that you'll probably turn into a "perro"...but at least you'll have fun...
Seriously though, there are thousands like kat1 down there, you'll have no problems at all...
kat1, you need to delete that picture of you from your profile, you're driving all of these guys crazy!!!

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greenday says on Mar 10, 2005, 06:10:

wait a minute kat1 I haven't looked at your picture in a few weeks...I just clicked on your profile...Damn girl, YOU ARE FINE!!!!!!!!!!

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fzrdan says on Mar 10, 2005, 06:53:

thanks greenday. It looks like she took your advice. No picture of kat. NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Miguel says on Mar 10, 2005, 07:07:

Entonces... ¿No te ha sorprendido?

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WidowerfromCanada says on Mar 10, 2005, 07:59:

I agree kat1 I want the right girl and if she is pretty great I agree kat1 , I want the right girl and if she is pretty that is a bonus.

I have to keep improving my language skills though before I visit Colombia.

Jeff

Love is like a butterfly , if you chase it you will not catch it but you can hope the butterfly of love lands on your shoulder.

Love is like a butterfly , if you chase it you will not catch it but you can hope the butterfly of love lands on your shoulder.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 10, 2005, 09:25:

right girl or right woman, your choice or hers Don't rush things just because you are getting all sweaty just at the sight of the pretty senoritas, jeff. Things tend to work out without all that much trying. Yes, the woman has to be more than just pretty; she has to very special in every way and you both have to take your time getting to know each other. Widowed men appeal to the tenderest feelings of many motherly women; on the other hand they also tend to be easy targets for unscrupulous females on the prowl. Remember that you are also looking for a stepmother for your beautiful children.

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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WidowerfromCanada says on Mar 10, 2005, 10:13:

Yes Desi, I am very vulnerable as a Widower. I am looking for someone special and a woman who would be a stepmother to my children.

A lot of people say I should wait a couple of years before I start looking for a wife. My children are 5 and 8 years old so they are at an age that they will accept and love a new woman in there life. I do not see myself waiting a long time to marry again but I will not rush it either.

In maybe 3 years or so that will be more difficult for my daughter to accept another woman. If I ever met someone special I will take my children to Colombia or wherever to meet her of course and see how they interact together.


Love is like a butterfly , if you chase it you will not catch it but you can hope the butterfly of love lands on your shoulder.

Love is like a butterfly , if you chase it you will not catch it but you can hope the butterfly of love lands on your shoulder.

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greenday says on Mar 10, 2005, 10:28:

kat1 I was JUST KIDDING about taking your picture down!! Put it back up please...it brightens my day when I look at it...if not, I still have Lauthra's picture to look at...but her's just makes me sad because I know I'll never have a woman like her...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 10, 2005, 10:51:

Jajaj greenday not I took it because I think is time to updated it a bit uhmmm. but anyway you have still stunning girls pictures to look at like Lauthra,Mrs Gomes, pink lotus, Elmo's cousins,and Calipro's hot chicks. God! you have enough to brighten up your day
Cha o;-)

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Miguel says on Mar 10, 2005, 10:54:

Lo siento Post edited...need more practice on the new Spanish-character keyboard.

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greenday says on Mar 10, 2005, 11:22:

here Miguelito Here Miguelito, let me help you with your spanish:

"kat1 está enojada contigo...ella está cansada de tus mensajes, como yo"

please learn the proper conjugation of verbs before you bust my balls...also the proper use of cansada de, not con...also tus instead of tu...I've never seen so many grammar mistakes in a 12 word sentence before, could be a new record...
plus, I don't think kat1 is upset with me at all, if she was I'm sure she would tell me...after all she is a grown woman and can speak for herself...as far as lauthra goes, she would never cut my balls off, she is a very sweet young lady...as for you Miguelito, if you don't like my mensajes, just don't read them...are you a little jealous because a few of the ladies here are giving me a little attention??, please don't be, I'm very harmless...
but I am very happy that my posts bother you, just all the reason to post more...by the way, I think this is one of the few posts of yours I've ever read, I usually just pass them over...take that as a compliment

try to have a nice day!!!

BTW, what does "lo sientro" mean in spanish???

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Ace says on Mar 10, 2005, 21:55:

O'k ladies and gentleman I typically don't post just read what you guys have to say. I must say this is a great group of people. I can't tell you how many times I have laughed at,with and understand elmodefoque. Your different view points really give a full and true picture. And the information you provide is typically right on the money.
But I must say that I'm now really curious about Kat1 picture. So Kat1 if you don't mind please let me know where on this site your picture is ? I'm not very good in navigating on this site yet. And my curiosity is killing me.

Thanks,
el puertoriqueno

El amor y el interes fueron al monte un dia. Mas pudia el interes que el amor que le tenia. It's like Jack and Jill who went up the hill just that in this example interest could where love couldn't.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 11, 2005, 00:10:

I'm not angry with anybody l I'm not angry with anybody let's don't take this out of proportion
I took the picture! No because Greenday told me it was just to avoid curiosity and became a bit uncomfortable. I'm sure everybody is thinking now that I was naked in that picture oh no :-o. I am flattered to all the comments, which girl wouldn’t, but I was becoming a bit embarrassed. And with all those comments my ego was starting to swell and then I don't think my husband wouldn't be able to cope with me hehehe. So that’s the end.

Ace: the picture was a normal pict. Nothing interesting (*whisper*) just a good camera angle and soft lights ;-) just another Colombian beauty like thousands in Colombia as greenday said. (Now if you all excuse me I think I need some humble pie)

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greenday says on Mar 11, 2005, 04:03:

I knew you weren't mad kat1 have no idea how Miguelito came up with that one...
Miguel, you edited your post??? And you blame it on the spanish character keyboard??? Talk about a dog running with his tail between his legs!!!!

kat1, enjoy all the compliments here from the guys, they are sincere.

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babygirl says on Mar 11, 2005, 06:25:

You can all get ready to jump down my throats, but this post was in really poor taste to begin with. It's one thing to generalize about all the gorgeous Colombian women but to single somebody out like that? Come on. I'm sure Kat1 has a lot more to offer than just a pretty face and although it's nice to know that people find you attractive, would you really want an entire thread about it? Well, ok maybe some would, haha so I may be way off with this one, but it's just my opinion. I would have removed my picture too after a post like pretty much inviting everyone one here to seek out my picture to see what all the fuss is about.

Jeff you certainly know how to get the conversation started.. :)

cheers - babygirl

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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greenday says on Mar 11, 2005, 09:09:

It's called a COMPLIMENT babygirl...show me a woman that doesn't want to be considered "pretty, beautiful, fine, etc."...I don't think you can. Plus, I'm sure when kat1 decided which picture to post, she decided on one of her favorite ones, the one where she was most attractive. That's human nature...kat1 has taken this all in fun, and I'm sure her ego was boosted a little, which is something good. (she admitted as much).
for some reason too many people on this board are stuffy, and consider this forum sacred, something like a church, when it's not. I'm going to continue to have fun on this board, if anyone takes offense for anything I post, shoot me a PM, and I'll publicly apologize...so quit taking life so seriously...

So I'll say it again...KAT1 IS A BEAUTIFUL, FINE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

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