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oldbongos' plan for change

the first thing to do, ...drink many green coconuts per day.
the second is to eat an entire watermelon per day.
third, consume anything you like.
the result:...change your cuerpo totally.
for many years, oldbongo looked down, and saw only hairy basketball,
now he sees a big black schlongo.
watch out palenqueras, the season is coming.

By oldbongo on Oct 10, 2008, 10:06 in Friendly Talkzone.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 10, 2008, 10:12:

lol old bongo WB, keep working on that body :))

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rocinante says on Oct 10, 2008, 13:22:

oldbongo what's up man?

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

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oldbongo says on Oct 10, 2008, 14:01:

the oldschlongo, gold, and diamonds.
everything else is going into recession, depression, desperation, etc.
very entertaining for a retarded oldbongo.
nice to see colombian travel ads on cnn....".the only risk is wanting to stay"
good luck.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 10, 2008, 14:33:

any more pigs flying my way? jejej :P

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jinksmiester says on Oct 10, 2008, 16:35:

I hear george bush talking about opening trade with colombia on cnn...i suppose every little bit helps if it stirs the economy.Sounds like you got the best plan for riding out the recession bongo....im gonna go buy futures in water melons, coconuts and razors for shaving belly hair...not like last year where i bought futures on pumkins (sold them the day after halloween).....duh! how was i gonna know the price would drop..
hope your doing well bongo...good to here from ya !!

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

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