AVIANCA, GO F YOURSELVES

elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 07:04:

thank you!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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panthdave says on Aug 26, 2008, 07:27:

They have a direct flight from MIA every day at 2PM Elmo.....catch a cheap flight to MIA in the morning and then catch the Avianca direct into Elmo Lnnd....

panthdave Miami

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 07:40:

DAVE, the point is that barranquilla deserves more respect than that.
why not have modefoques going to cali medellin pasto santander pereira putumayo fly to miami first.
a few months ago while dealing with this same chit the cachaco avianca guy suggested i fly FROM NYC to cali and then a flight to barranquilla. are they fokin INSANEEEEEE???

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 26, 2008, 08:01:

Avianca Knows who is the boss in Colombia. CachacoLand rules big time.

Elmo what is up with the f.ck Avianca, that is not the way to treat your great grandparents

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Aug 26, 2008, 08:08:

"guy suggested i fly FROM NYC to cali " (Elmo)
and you said NO to this fantastic offer to get to spend some time in the lovely Sultana del Valle? You coud've made it to a layover and gone to Chipi Chape Mall to see the most beautiful women of Colombia sell fast food at the Food Court or shopping for a new pair of spandex jeans. You may have even encountered a bunch of PBHers there, pasty and pale, but with their eyes alive.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 08:12:

CHITTTT
it was not too long ago my cachaco brothers where running and hiding, machete in hand behind bushes and trees at the sight of a plane from barranquilla landing in their jungle strip.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 08:13:

y mira ahora, pues

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 26, 2008, 08:14:

cria cuervos y te sacarán los ojos

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 08:18:

avianca
let me remind you one more time, que es curramba
mi viejo, perdona estos hp de avianca, they know not what the fok they're doing

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 26, 2008, 09:19:

buen video

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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panthdave says on Aug 26, 2008, 09:54:

Elmo go to Queens and New Jersey and have all those 10 million Colombians in NYC area sign a petition and then send to Avianca....The only problem I see are the Rolos they might not sign.....to stuck up..

panthdave Miami

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asdfn says on Aug 26, 2008, 13:49:

they have been calling me to confirm something for the past two weeks at 130am about a bog-mde ticket i got through them, and I have called back twice and been put on hold for 30 mins each time before giving up.

completely unrelated but hp wtf fu avianca tb!

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bhill says on Aug 26, 2008, 14:25:

Well, from their point of view, it's just a financial decision. How full have your flights from NY to BAQ typically been? NY winter is too damn cold... I'm amazed anyone from any part of Colombia would voluntarily spend February there (I wouldn't).

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asdfn says on Aug 26, 2008, 14:36:

bhill, this thread is titled "AVIANCA GO F YOURESELVES" not "lets consider both sides and be understanding"

;)

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bhill says on Aug 26, 2008, 14:57:

True, true...

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Cali2005 says on Aug 26, 2008, 16:24:

All the airlines suck! if you fly american and connect in miami dont be suprised if they give you a 12 hour lay over!

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lampltr says on Aug 26, 2008, 17:08:

Elmo, in January I went in reverse from Pereira/Baranquilla/NYC did they discontinue?

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IloveCidy says on Aug 26, 2008, 17:50:

Do you know how many planes Aviana has? I think it is like 42 or something like that. Some of them are little regional planes too. Take into consideration their fleet is old and require more service. I think you have your answer.

I miss my novia!

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Azul says on Aug 26, 2008, 18:13:

Elmo my friend...I'm with you. And now that AA cut service to Barranquilla I'm stuck with Avianca unless I want to layover in Bogota with Continental.

las cosas caen por su propio peso

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 19:03:

what are we (barranquilla)fokin chop liver??
why does avianca treat us like second class citizens.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 19:04:

do we have to pick up guns and bombs to be treated with respect in colombia??

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 19:07:

do we have to burungadize people to be treated with resspect, by avianca

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 19:12:

we need direct flights from nyc to barranquilla, now!!!!! it only makes sense.
what is the first city you see when you arrive into colombian territory from USA?
Barranquilla., la costa del norte.

drop my old black costeno ass in curramba and then continue to your fokin jungles and damn mountains TO ENJOY YOUR ESPIRITU ANDINO y vaina

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 26, 2008, 19:40:

Avianca do really knows how to treat people, Kudos to Avianca


es mejor que el Condor pase y no el burro

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 26, 2008, 20:19:

i might be avianca's number one costumer.
outta stupid patriotism i've chosen avianca over cheaper airlines since i began visitin colombia back in 1972.
There were moments when they had direct flights to barranquilla, not any more.
they told all barranquilleros to go fok themselves.
when i was younger i did not mind too much that horrific tiresome trip to bogota and then back to barranquilla. this chit took the entire day.
but now i'm way too fokin old to travel for so long. It takes me a couple days to recover.
once again, i will never place my old dried up black ass on a avianca seat, until they decide to show us respect and have at least one flight a week directly to barranquilla

thank you , now is pass my bedtime

nighty nite
you too web

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Buongone says on Aug 26, 2008, 23:58:

Sounds like you are snevling. Fess up and pay the price. Just like everyone else do's. No use crying over spilled milk. Won't do no good. I know Avianca don't care. That's why they went to another route. One that people will fess up. Dig deep, and come up with the coins. Imagine how many stops/transfers I have to make to get to Cali from Alaska. Takes 15-24 hrs.

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toneloc24 says on Aug 27, 2008, 08:31:

Well.

As opposed to spending $300 r/t on a BOG-BAQ Avianca route, I decided to spend that $300 on a Spirit Air Ft. Lauderdale (FLL)-Cartagena (CTG) r/t this time down. Saving me over $250 on my total trip from ATL.

With other options available, I agree. F--- Avianca and their 200% price increase in the BOG-BAQ route.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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briarblue says on Aug 27, 2008, 09:28:

I just flew Avianca from MIA - CTG and back and enjoyed the change from Spirit. I was able to get a ticket for $358 roundtrip, which inlcuded everything (checked bag, seat, in-flight meal).

The big difference was the amount of time spent in checking-in to get your boarding pass. Avianca in MIA took all of 15 minutes and under an hour in CTG. I've spent close to two hours on two different ocassions waiting in line to receive a boarding pass at FLL using Spirit, and over an hour each time on the CTG end.

I also bought a ticket for mid-September MIA-CTG on Avianca for $306. I've come to the conclusion that unless I can save at least $100 or more, I prefer to fly Avianca out of MIA versus Spirit out of FLL.

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kalder says on Aug 27, 2008, 11:26:

"You may have even encountered a bunch of PBHers there, pasty and pale, but with their eyes alive."

Nonsense Madam! The PBHers I know in El Valle are all square-jawed, stalwart he-men.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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sanandressi says on Aug 27, 2008, 11:52:

Hey mode, welcome back but at the bottom of your posts it says "...5million Colombianos and only 27 from Barranquilla..." hence, mode, no direct flights from NYC to Baranquilla except for xmas time when 270 or so want to go to Baranquilla.

So it is simple, you fly JFK to Bogota and make a connection or you do it in Miami.

Avianca is totally upgrading their fleet I LOVECIDY. New A-320's, A-330's, and 10 BOEING 787 dreamliners. The bought some used but decent Fokker aircraft for you modefoque get it Fokker Dutch aircraft...modeFOKKER....laugh! That is a joke.

Avianca is much improved over the last 5 to 10 years. New owner. New investments.

I still prefer AA and BOEING.

"FDR in 1929 as president went on televison..." Joe Biden DEMOCRAT VP candidate who just keeps on giving! FDR elected 1932 and television appeared in the 1950''s LOL

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Aug 27, 2008, 12:05:

Oh, I only know two PBHers in Cali, in person, one of them is female and both of them have normal jaws

I'm only commenting on this rumour of past gringoes drooling at shopgirls and waitresses at Chippy Chappy Mall in Cali, the ONLY place to hang out in that very dangerous city.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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rocinante says on Aug 27, 2008, 13:22:

I have a few friends living in Cali - it's just as safe as Medellin or Bogota. Of course not as safe as Baranquilla.


Elmo, all the coronchos in the US are in Florida where it's warm. Those guys can't handle the NYC winters. There may be 27 of you in NYC but Florida has about a million.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

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rocinante says on Aug 27, 2008, 13:25:

Avianca charges too much. I can't believe they get away with their fares. Someone must be paying those outrageous prices. Not me. I remember in 2005 Round Trip, non stop JFK to MDE AV043/AV042 $580.

Today? $1,200.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

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kalder says on Aug 27, 2008, 13:58:

I like hanging out in Chipechape as much as the next man. I don't much like the price of beer there mind.

LaCampina took us to the 'Anti-Chipechape' one night. Homely staff without a gram of silicone on their person and beer at $1200.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on Aug 27, 2008, 14:02:

Flying from Europe to Colombia gives one a real feel of the phrase 'ruinously expensive'.

And, if done courtesy of Iberia, a real insight into the term 'miserable, useless hags who dole out the slop on airplanes'.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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goin_south says on Aug 27, 2008, 15:58:

PASTOOOOO????

jjejeje... those lowl-lyin, modefuq's!

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 27, 2008, 16:50:

that is total BS, the most important city in colombia and we don';t get direct service.
I totally undestand the economic side, few barranquilleros migrate BUT at least give us once a week even a once month direct flights, that would be fair.
With so many modefoques from medellin cali bogota pereira santander etc, in Queens and Jersey i'm surprise they don't have planes going and coming every fokin hour from JFK to those cities.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 27, 2008, 16:51:

i rather pay an extra 300 bucks to avianca, not to gotto bogota

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 27, 2008, 17:13:

Who do you owe money to in Bogotá? :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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panthdave says on Aug 27, 2008, 18:00:

Elmo I told you that you need to start a petition and have all 10 Million Colombians in New Jersey and Queens sign and slam it in Avianca's face...I would not ask the Rolos but most are in Miami anyways...

panthdave Miami

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huskie says on Aug 28, 2008, 00:40:

Why don't you stop complaining and try COPA from major cities in USA, ie, IAD, JFK, to BAQ, MDE, BOG, CLO via Panama, great connections, fast and an excellent airline with new planes and very professional staff, also courteous and helpful. Airport in Panama easy to get around, not the mess in Miami or other gateways in the US. I have advised previously to fly them, I have, and will continue to use them. Good fares as well.
Cheers

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds-"

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MaFe says on Aug 28, 2008, 09:17:

I refuse to use Avianca...horible service..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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tomtom33 says on Aug 28, 2008, 11:43:

Tampoco.

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goin_south says on Aug 28, 2008, 22:20:

Sailor Jerry says:

I love Avianca! The most gorgeous colomianas I ever seen.... todo del mundo.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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billyb says on Aug 28, 2008, 22:58:

The good thing about Avianca is that since ALL their flights are late, you hardly ever miss an ALL Avianca connection. BTW, I had one of the most enjoyable experiences of my life came because of what began as a 7 hour late Avianca flight. GS, remind me to tell you that one sometime.

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